August 2008
38 posts
why cant i get a decent cup of joe at a ball game? Ill have to settle for 4 gallons of ice cream. - http://bkite.com/01qcv
I would TOTALLY vote for the Evil party if Michael Palin were on the - http://bkite.com/01pqX
remember when you used to LIKE getting email? - http://bkite.com/01q07
best latkes south of the mason-dixon line. - http://bkite.com/01q76
You can’t get something for nothing, but doesn’t that also mean that it’s impossible to GIVE anything without getting something back? -…
Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas. - http://bkite.com/01oEA
“Robinson Crusoe can suck it.” — my 10-year-old, upon finishing his schoolwork for the day. - http://bkite.com/01ogz
- Photo: http://bkite.com/01ofg
if you read gq, maxim, or the like, you are gay. There’s nothing wrong with that, but know that you’re not fooling anyone. - http://bki…
why was I unaware that Cleese had a podcast? - http://bkite.com/01o5u
Introducing Ubiquity →
Quicksilver for Firefox. In my imagination, Aza Raskin and I are buddies.
Taking a “well day” loses its moxie when one does, in fact, feel like ass. - http://bkite.com/01mLH
I don’t mean to tell tales out of school, but certain parts of Escape From New York are hard to believe. - http://bkite.com/01ki1
Myst coming to iPhone →
Life is getting better by the moment.
wow. the Razorfish site is REALLY lame. Mad props. - http://bkite.com/01k7O
The way _I_ push envelopes, I should work at the Post Office. - http://bkite.com/01iWV
ATTENTION OLD PEOPLE: if you send me an email, you do not also have to call me to tell me that you sent it. This is not the pony expres…
Lazyweb request - if anyone knows, or IS, a Flash animator looking for a sweet gig, please to let me know. - http://bkite.com/01is3
so the storm is coming. I need matches and duct tape. And toilet paper. - http://bkite.com/01i7D
The varied concepts of personal space across different cultures astounds me. If only i could fart at will. - http://bkite.com/01gS7
Words cannot express my hatred for the smooth jazz on Insta-Meet Plus. I now have even less soul. - http://bkite.com/01fFT
Amazon Green →
Shop Amazon by Greenness.
IM is the devil. - http://bkite.com/01fuJ
frotz for iPod Touch. yesssss.
working from mom’s office; waiting to see how the surgery went. - http://bkite.com/01eX7
Russ just got his new iPhone. Lucky bastard. - http://bkite.com/01eWp
Got an email from an old pal; classic “check this shit out” message, but now with 9 lines of disclaimers from his law firm in the foote…
look out, kids. Actual code might happen today. - http://bkite.com/01eRh
“I think planning a project is ultimately a little like throwing a donut at the...”
– Merlin
Be the First to Know →
Be the first to know who the VP is going to be.
If you do something you do not love, but instead do it for the money, you might as well put on fishnet stockings and work the streets. Does
ANNND she passed. Flying colors. So stoked.
right now my 13-year-old is taking her college placement test. hold a good thought, peeps.
The Bialetti Mukka Express may be the finest device ever created.
work on a Sunday? May I? THANKS, Sales Dude!
when the sales guy agrees to deadlines, hilarity ensues.